So I'm supposed to write something interesting

I had lunch with my boss today, who's been encouraging me to write things other than analytical documents concerning search engine preferences and how to make them think you're grand. (As Maki said, I own a google hat) Being a fairly gifted writer himself, he said to start with a paragraph a night and see what happens.

Ok, pal. I'll write a paragraph or two, single-handedly butcher the english language and laugh gloriously as all of my english major friends cringe in abject terror and extreme mental anguish. In this case, I will actually reference my previous butchering on another blog where I created "meat chocolate" by forgetting a comma.

Commas are the devil anyway.

I swear.

Anyway, it reminded me of this company named Jones Soda. They have some pretty cool marketing concepts like putting consumer-submitted photos on their bottles and some fairly unique flavors. Unique flavors being the critical piece of this little rambling.

Behold! Meat flavored soda! What a glorious creation! Nowhere else can you satisfy your cravings for a tasty drink AND a multi-course meal in a single glass bottle. With an attractive, trendy label to boot.

Obviously, this was a limited release and no longer available. Jones doesn't want to be accused of monopolizing the dead animal carcass and traditional sides beverage industy. Who can blame them?

I have it from reliable sources (Frat boys and teenagers of course, as who else falls for the "you don't have a hair on your ass if you don't drink that!" line?) that it tastes exactly like you'd expect it to.

Very, very badly.